I’m sitting in my bedroom wondering how I am going to run regressions on the effect of Gangster Rap record sales and publishing on domestic purchase of handguns by inner-city youth already susceptible to a life of crime. Kind of a project in and of itself, but I though it might spice up my abstract. The top 5 reasons, other than subliminal influences enforced by the lyrical content of Gangster Rap, for inner-city youth not to buy handguns are…
5. The anticipation of the 25th aneversery addition of Michael Jackson’s Thriller
4. The opportunity cost of not purchasing an HDTV.
3. Glowsticks
2. All this lovely Christmas cheer.
1. Washington’s 0-4 record without Sean Taylor…of course…we’re not all Redskins fans are we? 
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